13.4.08

The makeup doesn't match the hair

While at Reston Town Center, today, I made an observation: the mannequins and photos of women at Victoria's Secret sport JBF hair (I just heard the term recently and am humored) but their make-up is flawless. If you have "just been _______", and IF you did it right, your lipstick should be smudged. For that matter, if you REALLY did it well, all of your make-up has been rubbed off! I know that has been my experience more than once, most certainly recently.

Oh, and another observation: while fuzzy mules are cute in a photo op, they are probably not sensible in the bedroom (on kitchen counters, on picnic tables, or in a secluded meadow, for that matter!) Something with more traction would be more practical; perhaps cleats? Oh, I see a PhotoShop opportunity!

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