There is a girl who keeps calling. He said she likes him. I had to check my phone bill for something and found the calls to be mutual (he is unaware that I know this). I teased "Come on, you KNOW you like her."
"She's OK. But I get so many, it is tough to keep track." [muscle flex; muscle flex]
I hold out hope that one time he tries to leap frog a fence post or traffic barrier (what are those phallic looking painted concrete barriers?) and doesn't quite clear it. The only problem is that he would probably go face first into the concrete sidewalk and lose some teeth. But, I won't have to worry about buying the condoms I promised to supply if he waits until he is at LEAST 16.
Speaking of SEXY, you should see some of the shoes I found on ebay (of course, right?) He needs some moderately dressy shoes because he was chosen, with 20 other boys, to represent his school at this conference sponsored by Nike. I was thinking something like Dirty Bucks, Doc Martins, something like:
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but look at THESE:
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I am so tempted to get the blue snakeskin (top/right) for him, but it may clash (slightly??) with the rest of the ensemble! I see those with basic black pants and one of those black/blue bowling shirts. The great thing about J is that he'd WEAR IT! Perfect for a movie premiere; SMIII is in May, yannow. He can wear that while I work on finding a Tadashi I like.
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I really don't think pimp shoes are appropriate for a 13-year old. (Or a 33-year-old for that matter - ack!)
Kathy, you have NO sense of fashion adventure! Remember the time he wanted me to shave the Nike symbol into the back of his head and settled for the smiley face instead? Intended to be short term, it was cut even shorter by the teacher's email; subject: "[J]'s new do". Mr. Carpenter had no sense of adventure either! Harumph!
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